Strange/Unique
Fashion Trends from Across The Globe
As we celebrate the beauty that is fashion in this month’s
issue, we also celebrate the horror that is fashion from across the world.
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Yaeba teeth (Japan)
All our lives, we’ve been told that beauty = straight, even teeth. Japan begs to differ with Yaeba teeth. Yaeba, which translates to “double tooth”, is a dental procedure which patients WILLINGLY undertake to make their teeth crooked at about RM 1,600 per tooth.
Their justification: Yaeba teeth give girls an impish
cuteness.
Fascinators (England)
Do you still recall the spectacle that was Prince William’s wedding? Royalty and famous people came in droves decked in classy fashion – then there was the thing that Princess Beatrice wore.
A fascinator is today used in place of a hat. Except most of
them don’t even resemble hats, or even belong on anyone’s head. Oh, and the
piece that Princess Beatrice wore? Auctioned for 99,000 Euros at an auction.
Extraocular implants
(Holland)
How do you make your eyes prettier in a highly abnormal
manner?
Try implanting tiny pieces of decorative jewelry into your
conjunctiva part of your eye. Patients and performing doctors claim that the
procedure does not in any way interfere with your visual functions, with high
amounts of satisfaction and no side effects.
The cost? Only a mere RM 3,200 and strange looks from your
parents.
Facekini (China)
In China, some people have been deemed to be too old to wear
a bikini. (note: old people) In order to compensate, they torment other beach
goers by wearing a Facekini – the bikini for YOUR FACE. The product has become
a craze to cater to the Chinese people’s obsession with associating fair skin
with beauty, who still has a dire need to enjoy a sunny day at the beach
without getting a tan.
On the bright side, the Facekini is mostly bright coloured
and comes with interested patterns. As long as the mask remains on.
Bonus: The Mankini
Made famous by Borat, this eye and sanity destroying outfit
was actually meant for women as the world’s tiniest bikini.
